Choculator

CHOCOLATE YOU CAN'T EAT. THERAPY YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR 

This chocolate bar-shaped calculator won’t melt in your bag, but it might break a few expectations. It adds, subtracts, and mildly distracts—everything a solid desk accessory should do.

It’s not real chocolate, which is disappointing. But it will help you calculate how many real chocolate bars you can afford after rent.